A bloke down the pub told my mate....
If we wants to stop getting rude and offensive e-mail, he should open an MSN account and pay Microsoft a subscription. That way, the spam will definately stop....

Guess what happened.......


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(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)

I love the spam I get...
...that advertises anti-spam products.

Marketing genius.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)

don't think about it too hard
or the world will explode.
( atomic mingus, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)

I got a pop-up today at work (where I'm unable to install google toolbar...)
"do you want to block annoying popups?"
( JustHere, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)

I got this:
www.distaste.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GM/archives/00000026.html
( GR33DY, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)

today i received the wonderful
"be a man and grow a third leg"
( bananaman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)

you man
you don't already have one?
( atomic mingus, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)

Just now...
...I am only getting stuff for wonderful, fuller lips and viagra.

Now there's a combination to behold.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)

I like the stuff
offering me a bigger bustline, as well as a larger manhood - at this rate I'll be able to give myself a soapy titwank by easter
( JustHere, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)

He he he...
There appears to be a gap in the market... quick, start an online soap retailers!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)

I was amused
to receive a spam message from someone called 'messagenames_a.txt'
( barnesy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)

i got one with the subject name
[RANDOM LETTER] a.cs.s [RANDOM SUBJECT]
( bananaman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)

that's very well targetted!
I've also been amused by the odd apparently random words on the end of messages. Things like 'Increase the size of your penis dendrite', and 'Satisfy your lover with your penis carnage'
( barnesy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)

My spam confuses me
I get spam that offers me more hair, a larger penis and bigger boobs.

Eh?
(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)

do you
not want bigger ladyboy parts?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)

hah
I love those it screams genius to me
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)

SPAM!

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)