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( magoo, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

100 per cent true.
906 degrees of accuracy. Verified by several laboratory tests. Observed by independant witnesses.

Therefore

100% FACT!

(Edit: Does anyone know how to get finger-marks out of hammerite?)
(Pisswizard =o.o=, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

it's about as difficult
as getting hammer marks out of fingers
( magoo, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)

haha
it's so true, it's unreal
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)