Edit: re-done
Cheers for the tips :)

Hardly topical, it was in Private Eye yonks ago...

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( useful_idiot, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)

Get rid of that transititon
would cut the filesize dramatically!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)

it's fine for me..
not everyone is blessed with 512k internet connections though (^^
(TeHsPrOuT, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)

not everyone is blessed
with unmetered connections like them darn americans :'(

i want average 5mbps connection :'(:'(
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)

the best way to optimise that
would be to not have such a long and involved fade...
( JustHere, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)

hahahaha!
it's true!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)

Yay for reposts !!!

click for more
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)

try a Star Wars-style "wipe"
instead of a gradual fade. Three frames, easily done.

The pictures are dissimilar enough that a fade doesn't really have the desired effect anyhow.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)

Aye
For some reason, pictures of that Danny bloke are hard to come by. Shrek, on the other hand, had thousands of results...
( useful_idiot, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)