Because
a very hungry and stupid man once ate all 10974 entrants in the London marathon while he had his eyes closed and was looking for a chocolate peanutty snack.
100% of Fact! Shall I compo it?

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( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

yes
go on then, impress me :)
(MissLadyMuck, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

Done
and done.
Be ye impressed?
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

where is it?
i can't see it in my drunk state!
(MissLadyMuck, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

Well,
maybe I lied. I've entered the description tho. I'll shop it later. I promise muchly.
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

haha
ok,but don't leave it too long or else i won't see it!
(MissLadyMuck, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

But
I'm no good at this protatoshop malarkey. I'll do it tomorrow. Badly.
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

well i'im sure
you are better than me, hence me not posting anything of my own! add me to messenger incase i miss it :) countessbecs at hotmail.com
(MissLadyMuck, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

Done
and done
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)