He's not dead you know
A lad in the pub says so

go large

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

( Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)

nice one
WYH
(lord bofingham, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)

There's a guy works down the chip shop..

..swears he's Elvish
( Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)

Your a
Thilly, thilly, Thilly thilly man/woman/child/dogfish/mongoose
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

Well if we're roasting peas...

( Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

That's class..
My mate has a particularly square cut hairdo at the
minute. Cost him a bleedin fortune, and he thinks he
looks the business. Imagine our joy when in town on Saturday,
a little kid points at him laughing and shouts
"Lego Man head!!!".. Hee hee..
( Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

Fantastic
fucking fantastic
( Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

Mwa
hahahahaha
( Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

lol!
You! Come ye to the November bash in the city of Manc?
( Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Ooh!
They're my clone! It'd be nice to meet the other me!
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

Oooh!
When, where, how, what?
( Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)

The Ember of Nov
on the fifteenth day, the rest is on 4rthur, or so they say..
The Chest of Man, on the Ford of the Ox, to many a pub, serving ale by the box.
Travel by train, by car or by coach, by sea, land or air, perhaps on a plane.
A bash it be, yea, on the ides of November, a drinkfest indeed, so you must remember.

</ odd dizzyness and blurred vision>
Hmm....
( Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)

Ahhh..
I'm on mi hols. Bugger.
( Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

Ah well
I might bookmark that though, don't fancy typing it all out again.
I wonder if I can get a job being a crazy old man scaring passers-by?
I'm only 23 but I mean if I stick some talc in my hair that'll make it look white won't it?
( Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

.

( packetslut, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

*cries*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)

Looks like my Boyfriends mate...
www.geoffstarr.com/gallery.asp
( Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)

Nah, I reckon
your linky bloke looks more like Sharon off Eastenders
( Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

KILL IT!

( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)

Believe me
it's all part of my plan...

*rubs hands together*
( Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)

nuh-hu-hummmm...
30p to supersize it?

thangyouverymuch
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)

You,
Message for you on Arthur.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)

right so
...
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)

you lied
there were two

actually, just the one. I'm THAT popular
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)

I haven't had any so far today.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

you
have now!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)

And you have another one now...
haven't you?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)