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(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# that confuses me
what's going on?
who's the president?
where is my stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I have your stapler
here *passes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# hey
thanks

I'm trying to figure out if there's any chance at all of being allowed to work in the uk without marrying someone.

bleh
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# possibly
if you can get employed by a company and you are filling a skills shortage type post

I don't know who would be best gov't dept to contact
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
#
www.jobs_for_yanks.gov.uk

night!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# night
damn link over subscribed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# hehehehe :)
night night :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# you wouldn't
that's the thing.

I need to find someone who did move there and see how that went. I'm pretty sure I'm not filling a skill shortage area though.

It seems like a good idea, to go live there for a bit. But I don't know if it's feasible
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# how did you find it
in the month or so when you visited
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# I liked it a lot
and most of the people I know live way over there.

I might take spacefish up on his offer if it's still valid and I can't get a real job
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# good plan
funny thing Susan is working with a german woman who has lived and worked here for a number of years but can't get a passport
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# hehehe
I'm sure it's fine for some people I'd just rather it be all legal
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# My brother's girlfriend
lived over here for quite some time...but she was marrid to an English guy when she came over here...they both live in Germany now..
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# Easy
only work for cash, and don't tall anyone.
If cornered, forget how to understand english...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# somehow I doubt
that I can get an engineering job on those terms
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# you'd be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# I'll marry you
with the right Christmas bonus...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# just mary someone
that's what I'd do
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# no
if I wanted to work in the UK, and couldn't find someone I wanted to marry for non-immigration-status-reasons... Then no.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# actually,
I suppose it would depend on the situation. But probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# it's not really that easy
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# you could mary Az
I hear he's easy.

Is it more complicted than marriage=green card, or do you not want to marry some random guy?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# well
I'd rather not get married at all, but if I have to I'd rather it be someone I was comfortable living with.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# I'll probably have to work here for a little while first anyways
to save up some money
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# you have an interesting take on "pot"
this should be the basis for a nationwide anti-drugs campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)