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# when i was little, my stretch armstrong
sprung a leak, and the glue seaped out and made a giant puddle under my bed

and a week later, i went to get a toy out, and about 30 toys were all glued to the base of my bed, i cried so much!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# and before anybody else says it,
yes, stretch armstrong was what i used to call my penis
(, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# that caused beer to spray out of my nose
i'll sue for damages.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# haha
i remember making my first airfix model - i spent about a week on it, painted it up so it looked great (yeah right..), then i was so anxious to finish it i shone an angle-lamp directly on it and wend down for my tea.
i came back to a puddle of plastic.

i also cried much.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)