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[challenge entry] this is my first post ever
marge is a simple woman

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(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# go to the FAQ
and you can find out how to post the actual image on the board, not just the link.
here is the link:
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
yay to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hmm.
i did what it said and it didn't work.

thank you-woo to you.
(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# <img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/165193/marge.jpg">
should do the trick?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# <img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/165193/marge.jpg"/>
1. navigate to your post above.
2. click the "edit" button (next to the "reply" button)
3. copy and paste the code above into the message text area.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# thanks
you guys are great! so welcoming to a brand new member. i've been a fan of this place for a long time...and its taught me alot about england! hehe
(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
#
<img src="url-to-image" width="width-in-pixels" height="height-in-pixels" alt="alternate-text" title="image-title" />
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# cocks to that,
I can never be fucked with alt text, and the crop tool does that resizing nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# the file size remains the same when you resize using alt commands
no?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Yup.
Hence the usefulness of the crop tool.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# I just output
at the 'save for web' console in potato at the size I need.
Lowers the file size and the dimensions at the same time.
or at least that's what they taught me in know-it-all school.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Declaring the image size makes the page render more quickly.
It's basically a good habit to get into.

title is optional, but will give you tooltip text for browsers other than IE.

alt and the closing slash are required by the XHTML standard, so they're good habits to get into as well.
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# GEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yep.
More accurately a lazy geek who thinks it's best to get the good habits in earlier rather than having to learn stuff twice.
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Welcome!
And goodnight. I'm orf to bed.
You can leave, but you'll always come back.

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# i can leave
and never come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Only because Hypnocat has
made you stop fiddling with your implant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Gimme a mo, i'm spazzing for it
www.b3ta.com/board/186652
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# blimey.
obtuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# There's another one

That's not mine by the way. And I forget whose it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# have
a REAL hypnocat
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# You heard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I think I'm going to use that
as an excuse for anything I do wrong in the future.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# prove
it
(Jibbed, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)