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[challenge entry] Pinoccio

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# no it's not.
and i'm going to argue the toss until you admit it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# Well
you'll have to decide if it's the nose or not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
#
don't see it :(
(Ampersand, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Nice.
I just got an e-mail from a lurker whih begins:

"As a longtime lurker on B3ta, I simply must say, for I can not longer hold it in, how much I've enjoyed reading your comments which are always so astute and entertaining."

and ends

"So there you have it: you're right smart and entertaining. Your posts are interesting and relevant. Your links are perfect. I enjoy you a lot."

Am I right to be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# i would be
rather frightened
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# here you see the inherent problem with email
you can't see the stains to identify if they were masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# Lurkers are funny.
They don't post, but they do manage to write fan mail. Strikes me as rather odd, that!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# maybe
it might be a joke, or maybe it's that oogy guy again.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that.
I'm your no 1 fan btw
;)

Oh yeah,
who was the b3tan with the tennis racket on Dick n Dom in da bungalow ?
I think I remember hem from the newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# LP
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# LP
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Blimey!!!
I fekkin knew it was a b3tan.
Damn my hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)
# You?
Astute and entertaining? Well, I never!

I got an email from a lurker once answering a question I posted! Said he surfed it at work for amusement but the corporate firewall wouldn't allow him to post so he jotted down my email and replied from home.

Awfully nice chap and I didn't feel threatened at all.

You however... ever read/seen Steven King's "Misery"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# God bless mums
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Are you getting
my fan mail again?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# This is the best photo of you
www.u-muppet.co.uk/imgdir/Funny%20and%20B3TA/B3TA%20Bash/Koit/HB4.jpg

EVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I thought that was you Bovine!
I had just the same wings for my costume.

And half a can of spray glitter.

I like sparkly things
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.

Damn I'm hot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# I think
they've confused you with someone else.

Edit: Mind you someone at the bash revealed that they absolutely loved my stuff too - I could've kissed him. In fact I probably did...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# I find that surprising...
:D

You're a man!!!!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Erm
you quite clearly didn't see me running around Babushka kissing all and sundry then....
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# :D
www.u-muppet.co.uk/imgdir/Funny%20and%20B3TA/B3TA%20Bash/Matsimpsk/img_1012.jpg

I thought it looked like you all had a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Yes
I love Glis...

Edit: www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-3797.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Yeeeees you big tart
Je ne regrette rien still?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# It's possible
I may regret one or two things on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Fools!
It's a half-car-half-plane with a penis!

Again, I have solved the puzzle.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)