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[challenge entry] brian may in a baseball cap

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# hah hah hah hah!
thats woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# yay
new episode tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# is it on normal telly yet?
or still on 3?
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# umm
just bbc 3 i think :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# arse
i shan't be watching it then

can never be arsed going downstairs to change the sky channel...
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i'll no doubt end up taping it anyway
can never decide between that and Wifeswap..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i just don't watch much telly
it's all just pap
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# december I think
it starts
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# balls
i'll have forgot about it by then
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# shame i won't get home till 10pm tonight.
god bless my sky+ plus box. its set to record it and I never asked it to.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# What is it?
Cos I'm already liking it.
(Harry, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# "Little Britain"
stars those two berks in a brilliant clip show. BBC 3 9.30pm. the one in the wheelchair
is always doing able-bodied things when his carers not looking, like jumping off a diving board
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I like when Matt Lucas
is the teenage slapper
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# i thought his 'Prince'
when they used to do Rock Profile was fucking marvellous
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# yeh but like and i said don't you ever
and kevin fingered meredith down the back of tescos cos shes like a slapper or somethin or nothen!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah
that's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Using a key....
that's cheating.
But I like it.
(Choaderboy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# that pleases me
in more ways than i can cope with
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha
You're obsessed by Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# wooo
that am silly,
but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Yikes.
His baseball cap's three times the size of his head.
(Making it easier to hit in a game of Battleships.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha!
not enough hair
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I used to own www.ilooklikebrianmay.com
and it was filled with bad Brian May lookalikes until I was too poor to renew the domain.

"Ahh, fuck it," I thought, "no-one will bother registering iLookLikeBrianMay.com, so I can leave it a month or so 'til I've got more money." Alas, some domain-stealing cunts got their hands on it, so I've been reduced to .co.uk.

Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)