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[challenge entry] Badum-tisch


Oh, and it has a flame thrower in the handle to keep it in the competition.

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(plankton, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# wow that is funny.....
...did that sound sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# kill it kill it - fucking arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# oooh I say!!
That's a bit harsh.
(plankton, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# very bad old joke.
but it is monday morning.

Someone help me. I am trying to download Hypno Chicken from here...

www.lumpen.com/video/

it seems my firewall is messing shit up. Real player comes up but gives me a General Error. Am I right in thinking that if I get the IP address, that might solve it? And if so, how do I get the IP address?

(lamer)

edit: please help me, as I will not be able to get anywork done until Ive got this sorted.
edit2: IP not proxy. Need coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Poxy address.
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# What are we, your .......
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yes.
you are all my bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# You wish.

Edit/ tries to think of something more clever to say than the above, but it's monday morning and so let's face it, it's not very likely is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# we all have dreams
: )

edit: also tried to think of something funnier to say, but I need a wee, and its distracting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# What - you want all of us
as your biatches? All 18000 or so - that's a bit greedy isn't it?
Edit/ please don't let me stop you evacuating your bladder. Though might I suggest you do it in the right place, not at your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# world gang bang attempt.
I'll be the most famous man on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# The world's biggest bi-sexual
gang bang.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# dammit. Hadnt thought of that.
Id have a ring look a blood orange after that.

Apologies to anyone out there who may of got excited. My butt is ourely my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# And even if you decide you're
the top, I'm not sure Baz, thebear, Vulga, etc etc will agree with you.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I know.
Im lower than snakes hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# as in Im not on top.
Just had my piss. Marvellous. Four cups of tea kept in for an hour and a half. Almost orgasmic in its release.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# And good practice for the gang-bang
should anyone want the 'water sports' feature :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# fair enough...
...but your arse is really going to hurt afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# he he he
or arsepiss when your record attempt is over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Calling Marc Almond. Marc Almond to ward 20.
We need an emergency arse evac!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# you may have to open up some ports
on your firewall. If you are at work, check your IE connections settings for the proxy address. Use these.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# fucken ze socks
switch off yer firewall then

p.s. no worky for me either
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# unfortunately, I am not in a position to turn it off.
: (

my life is lacking without this.

edit: anyone who can access this, download and save, I will pay to get hold of it on CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# It just isn't there!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# really. Dammit!
aaarrrggghhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)