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# I once
worked for an insurance company, inputting data from the newspaper coupons people filled out and returned asking for insurance quotes in return for a free pen or similar gift. A number of them (about 70% I reckon) were 'joke' details, but they all went in the database regardless.

Including one from a Miss Denise Lovedildo-Fisting.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Wow
I am the gimp that sends all of the applications. Is it Sunlife or Axa you used to work for? I've had about 100 parkers and loads of alarm clocks, for amongst others, Mr Chutney Ferret, Mr Fuj Packah, Barney Rubble, Ima Dildo, and the not particularly funny "Joey Has Big Bollocks". I always used to imagine a load of pissed off workers not giving a shit about their employers and processing these regardless of the fact tha they were fake.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# No you're wrong
"Joey has big bollocks" is funny - if only cos it's a statement and not a name.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# it's true
Joey has big bollocks IS funny. And he's probably still on Sun Alliance's mailing list to this day... I hated working for those bruncs*


*brunc = brunt with a 'c'
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)