Worst Job I ever hadwhen I was in high school I had a job as a piss tester at a horse-racing track. You had to attach a plastic cup to a stick and hold it under the horse so you could catch the urine right after they finished the race. The horses were trained not to pee without a signal (trainers trying to avoid drug testing) so I would have to whistle or sing to them to get them to pee. If they didn't pee within 15 minutes we then had to draw a blood sample. I spent two years of my life whistling to horses holding a little plastic cup.
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