Worse Job I ever hadWas actually work experience at school. Unpicking staples from documents so they could go through the photcopier. Didn't even get to play with the photocopier. Even worse was the fact that I had to do it for two weeks.
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 11:27,
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you couldn't beat it with a bucket!I once had a job emptying buckets in a flower exporters in the netherlands from a never ending line of trollies full of bucket Ha ha small buckets, big buckets, tiny little buckets he he hee it didn't make me crazy I just dont talk to buckets anymore. Actually it almost did drive me nuts bit stressfull especially sseeing as the two little morroccan bastards that were assigned to help me were the laziest bastards i've ever met(as you can tell I'm still a little bitter) I even found one of them sleeping behind a makeshift wall made of empty boxes. Of course the saving grace was this was the netherlands and I could spliff up on all my brakes come to think about it maybe it wasn't that bad after all.
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 11:55,
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12 hour night shifts in a condom factoryI very nearly developed a mental health problem (i am not joking) doing 12 hour night shifts in a condom factory, sitting at a testing machine for 1.5 hour stints, surrounded by inbreds from the cambridge fens.
However when i left ( i had an argument with an inbred) i wrote 'have a good shag on me!' in the little booklet when i was packing the boxes.
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 13:22,
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However when i left ( i had an argument with an inbred) i wrote 'have a good shag on me!' in the little booklet when i was packing the boxes.
hahaha No way!I think I bought that packet!!!
I had a posh wank.
(I had a posh wank.
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 15:26,
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Work experience......I worked in a small computer shop hoping for some hands on experience of repairing systems.
First task - Polishing... This is the first time the place has had a polish since it was opened... I finished up only to be told 'it should take you longer than that, use a bit more polish'... So I do... Then he says 'too much polish! It's only meant to smell nice not help you clean up'
Other tasks? Vacuum cleaning, cleaning customers PC, going to fetch bin liners, wrestling with the bloody front shutters.
Rip off!
(First task - Polishing... This is the first time the place has had a polish since it was opened... I finished up only to be told 'it should take you longer than that, use a bit more polish'... So I do... Then he says 'too much polish! It's only meant to smell nice not help you clean up'
Other tasks? Vacuum cleaning, cleaning customers PC, going to fetch bin liners, wrestling with the bloody front shutters.
Rip off!
beefandcheese,
Wed 12 Nov 2003, 17:13,
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