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# I worked in Burger King for a year when I was 16
My friend and I used to turn up for our evening shifts pretty drunk. We once couldn't be bothered to mop the floor properly at the end of an evening, so we made up an extra strong solution of Flash and poured it over the floor. It had to be cleaned again the following morning (not by us I hasten to add).

My friend also accidently put mayonnaise in the shake machine, so customers were served strawberry and chocolate flavour mayonnaise. We only had one complaint though...

And I got a written warning for telling someone to go to MacDonalds if they wanted a banana milskshake.

It was like letting the fucking Chuckle Brothers loose in Burger King.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)