name that quote
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination"
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

kevin smith
clerks...im a geek!!
(loulou, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

ding ding ding
we have a weiner
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)