I worked at a sandpaper factory once,The building was about 100 foot wide and half a mile long with a giant long sandpaper-cooking oven right down the length of it, they made yellow, green, blue, red and black sandfuckingpaper on different days. When the day was over I could pick huge luminous colour-of-the-day bogies out of my buge. I also had no fingerprints but I resisted the urge to be a burgalar. I lasted 3 months with the scumbags that worked there.
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