Well, you startby being eighteen and waking up one morning to realize that you are broke, hot, and shameless. Then you tell yourself that the Penthouse Forum-esque quality of that last sentence really doesn't matter, and apply at the titty bar by the airport on a dare.
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Fri 14 Nov 2003, 3:23,
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A PastieIs a tiny little bit of fluff or sparkle or tassle that strippers affix to their nipples with adhesive. Some areas have laws that say you can't serve alcohol AND expose nipples in the same dive, so three inches of star-shaped sequins can save your liquor license. Most of them were giving head in the john for the price of a movie ticket anyway, so I never quite understood why they were so concientious about the "button and bush" concealment policy. . . .
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Fri 14 Nov 2003, 3:19,
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