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Collecting supermarket trolleys...

...for a supermarket too tight to buy enough supermarket trollies for all its customers.

I got to know every single wino-encrusted hole Reading town centre had to offer.

Edit: Oh yes. Golf Sale sign holder.

Edit edit: Delivering leaflets for a friend's motor spares shop (friend = total git). Ten quid for 1,200 of the things. I buried half of them in some woods on the A4 in Sonning.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

Old People

My mother had a job wringing out old people diapers and helping them to the toilet. Once she went into an old lady's room, and found her covered in shit. The lady grabbed a fistful of her own fecal matter and flung it at my mom, who then spent the rest of the day cleaning the senile lady's walls.

(haykoe, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 5:55, archived)

grampy's crackers

sympathise with your mother.
I worked in a nursing home and was just about to finish my shift when I was summoned by a buzzer to one of the resident's room.
He and everything in the room were covered in poo. Whilst trying to 'sort it out', the guy got shuffling across the room with his zimmer frame making matters worse.
when I suggested that he stay where he was, he cocked his head and asked me matter-of-factly
"would you like to go to a barn dance?"
Kind offer, but I declined.

(ell, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)