In AD 1910, conflict was commencing.
Captain: May I inquite what has happened?
General: Someone has sent us an explosive device upwards.
Soldier: We get a telegram.
Captain: What!
Main telegram reciever turn on
It is you!
Cats: HOW ARE YOU GENTELMEN STOP ALL YOUR BASE ARE IN THE CUSTODY OF US STOP YOU HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY OF SURVIVAL STOP MAKE YOUR TIME STOP
(1, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Queen Vic
died in 1901

that's Edwardian nonsense if it was in 1910.

(typing when smoking a fag is not easy)
( kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)