Bitty, Crunchy or sweet


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(Norfolk and chance, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Chewy
not Chalky
( Dogtanian, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

"please sir, can I have some more?"

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

No
You fat Jabba the Hut.
^_^
Hehe.

I bought my first hoover today! How exciting?

Not very.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

An actual hoover?
Or are you just ignoring the brand you purchased?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Well, when I say Hoover.
I mean a morphy richards vacuum cleaner.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Wow.
Not one of the ones with a face then?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

henry rocks!
he rocks big style!
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

We've got one in our student flat
no-one ever uses him though, poor Henry!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

take him clubbing
he won't feel so depressed then.
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

He'd wipe the floor
with the other dancers...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

nah
i bet he sucks!
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

10
Dowwah?
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

five dorra
times are hard, dysons taking all his business.
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

Nope.
They cost squillions.
Just a cheapy one because I want a clean floor.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

i've got wooden floor boards
and find a sock attached to my hand does magic
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

just put them on your feet and walk around

( alistair, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

the the heck is wrong with me
thats a fantastic idea
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

I think you'll find
that all floor boards are wooden/pedant
( Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

interesting question
could you have fake plastic floorboards? Ot big steel ones?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

No reason why not, I suppose.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

did you see my wing yesterday

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

certainly possible
although the use of the term board implies a certain woodliness
( Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Ahh,
but plank is an infinitely more woody word.
^_^
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

yes I can just see the interior design teams now
" Lawrence shall we keep the old floor planks?"
( Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Now that would be silly.
I was merely refering the superiority of the word plank over board as word associated with wood.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

unless your referring to
anyone in government.
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Happy birthday!
You don't appear to be drunk enough yet.

TRY HARDER!
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

i've only been drinkig for 5 minutes
i hit the town at 7, then all hell breaks loose! (yay notts!)
( Munsta, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

the local shop has a sign saying
wooden sticks £1.25 a bag
( Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

I like
when replies get like this
(Jimmaw, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Are they very sticky?
Or are they just imitation twiglets?
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)