a lot
of those warnings seem perfectly reasonable

"Caution! Contents hot!" On a Domino's Pizza box" they have to say that cause if they dont someone could sue for burns(happened at McDonalds

"Do not put in mouth." On a box of bottle rockets. - i know somw people who wuld do that
(Cyrus, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

Me?

(Whoopie the slug, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

Terrible!

( jola, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)