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# I've had a couple.........
Worked at the Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach when I left school 4 money b4 college. Was working in a kitchen of one of their restaurants. All I had to do ALL day was load and unload the dishwasher. Not so bad I hear u say? The fact that the contents of the dishwasher were so hot I burnt my hands everytime I pulled something out cos I dint have the time to let them cool down. I used some gloves eventually but they just melted. I QUIT after about 2 months. They also put me in a pick and mix sweet stall which had precisely ONE customer in the whole of the 12 hours i was sittin in there. He only wanted change 4 his kid to go on some ride too. Eating all the pick and mix got me thru the day nicely tho.
I also worked in a food packing factory 4 a week one summer in order to get some beer money. I had to pack frozen beans. It wasn't so bad until I was told to take charge of the slicing machine. This involved sittin up on a metal platform with the machine making sure the green beans didn't get clogged up. It was a 12 hour shift and the machine dint get blocked once so I just sat there and endured the longest 12 hours of my entire life. On top of that, the platform was constantly vibrating violently. Oh, and I also worked at Homebase which says it all really. You really do get some muppets shopping in there. I've come to the conclusion that a MAJORITY of Great Yarmouth residents are dumb fucks.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I was fired by KwikSave
for throwing a bag of sugar at a junior manager. zeppelin amateur moustache grower. Didn't really mean to hit him, but he narked me when I was up a ladder, and it was pretty difficult to miss.

Also got sacked from a milk factory for singing. The boss was called Tom and I kept singing 'Ground control to Major Tom' over and over like a silly turd. It was a noisy factory, but the boss said singing could endanger people's lives.

Silly cranberry.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)