Here, have an old jokeGeorge Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: 'As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom'
The Queen replies 'I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King.'
George Bush thought a while and then said: 'How about a Principality then?',
To which the Queen replied 'Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush'.
Bush thought long and hard and came up with 'How about an Empire then?'
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies 'Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor.'
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: 'I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country'.
(The Queen replies 'I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King.'
George Bush thought a while and then said: 'How about a Principality then?',
To which the Queen replied 'Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush'.
Bush thought long and hard and came up with 'How about an Empire then?'
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies 'Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor.'
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: 'I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country'.
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