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# I see the rumour mill is in full effect...
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Woo
and yay for brazen strumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I'm one of those.
It's like being continually poked. I'm like that woman on the news who has 200 orgasms a day. I often lie in a pool of my own desire.

Can you imagine that?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I do little else

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# You can come round to my beauty shop, "CUNTZ", if you want.
I'll show you my operation scar.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# You've got a deal
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Do you mind if my fiancee watches.
He won't go near your arse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I wondered what they meant by that.
Can someone stop it?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# No...
It can never be stopped. And it shows no mercy.

If you haven't dusted on top of your doorframes, it will expose your shameful filth.
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I admire its forthright views.
Especially the one about being a slag.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# yay
for obvious-but-never-put-into-practice puns!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Obvious puns are...
...my speciality.

Anyone for an on-sweet bathroom?
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# or
musical chairs?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)