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# I'll tell you what I just did (threadjack moment coming up).
I can't believe it but as I just left my mate's house, I walked across his garden (say garden, it's just a pile of pebbles) and, unbeknowing to myself and, indeed my favourite shoes, stepped in a pile of cat shit.

I jumped into my trusty Sierra, did a three point turn at the end of his road and thought 'strange smell coming through the ventilation'. Just as I was about to boik, I stopped and noticed the smell was coming from the footwell.

Ladies and gentlemen, my car was covered in the stuff. Thankfully, I had an emergency can of Lynx to aide the open windows. I've done whatever I can in the dark to remedy the situation but I'm not looking forward to the morning to complete the clean-up operation.

This just finishes off a catestrophically shite week for me.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# torch the car
its the only way!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Not my beloved Sierra.

Sure another can of Lynx'll do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# or soap and
a scrubbing brush!
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'll take that second option, I think.
*begins to disinfect shoes*

Fuckity, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

edit: ngggggh - I can't even swear properly now!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Only one solution.
Kill the offending cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)