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# As a child
my mum gave me a rattle that looked just like that...

slightly warmer though...
(spoonfeedme, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# my mother-in-law
he begins, sounding like les dawson, has a back massager shaped like that. she thinks it's the funniest thing ever, even funnier than a birthday card that makes a poor-quality fart noise when you open it
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Even funnier than a sign that says
"You don't have to be mad to work here. Oh hang on, you do"?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# or even "the boss isn't always right....
but he's always the boss"

cockmaster more like
(Pablo El Pancache, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# or a "No Dogs" sign
on the door of a Chinese restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)