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# If you like Tea
personally I hate the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Same counts for Bovril
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Bovril is made from shoe polish *100% of FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I like to think it's
boiled cow hide.

Like those chew toys that dogs have.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Yes!
They certainly smell the same. Dogs lick their arses to get rid of the taste*.

* this joke nicked from red dwarf. the hummus runs low this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Polaroid head!
:D

What's going on with this bronchitis then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Oooh, I love it.
I went to a tea factory in Sri Lanka a few years ago, and the heavy smell of semi fermented tea leaves before they went into the drying machines gave me a woody. I have 7 different types in my cupboard. Tea, not woodies.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)