How does he put his hat on?
He's only got lickle arms.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Thu 11 Dec 2003, 20:02,
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some squirrels are born with a hat
didn't you know?
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edovan,
Thu 11 Dec 2003, 20:06,
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I did.
But those are invariably Stetsons. The pimp-hat-squirrel became extinct in the Mesozoic Era as a result of trees farting.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Thu 11 Dec 2003, 20:10,
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