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# Vodka
Made from Pork. You'll have to stick to gin I'm afraid Nacheroonie
(, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Gin
is made from nuns bladders, I'm afraid, you'll have to stick to whisky.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)
# No wonder Barbara Streissand gave me a dirty
look when I invited her round for a few vodkas...and on a Friday night as well.
I guess I'm just a schmuck when it comes to being Kosher.

Anyway, Lumpy, that's not true - everyone knows that gin is made from malaria and precious gems from the west coast of India
(, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)