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i've been decorating my tree...

you can get some fancy baubles these days...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

FP FP FP

Woo!

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

I read that as "Fap fap fap" the first time.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

Luverly and

splendid twit twoo.

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

reminds me of dung beetles

and i don't want that misconstrued as an insult

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

Advocaat

and Lemonade anyone?

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

True (and unpleasant) Christmas story

I went out boozing on Christmas Eve many years ago and drank several pints of bitter. Woke up the next day with one of the worst hangovers of my life. Stumbled around looking like a corpse for half an hour, until I went to the toilet and threw up.

I didn't bring up any of the bitter. I brought up the large gulp of advocaat & lemonade I'd had before I went out, and which must have sat in my gut whilst innumberable pints of booze washed past. Then my hangover vanished.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:33, archived)

Thats

a talent...

Instant hangover cure - with only a little preparation.

Kinda like an opposite of the time I scoffed too much Pernod - felt (relatively) OK the next morning, until I had a can of fizzy-pop - 15mins later, I was shitefarced again.
Quite unnerving...

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

Yay!

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

woo

sooper

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pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:36, archived)

aww

precious!

I don't have a tree, though my cat would love to knock one over, eat the leaves and piss on it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:38, archived)