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[challenge entry] He doesn't know when you're sleeping
Doesn't know when you're awake...


...because he's dead!

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)
# no, too early
they havent executed him yet

edit/ woo though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)
# you never know
the court might decide it was all just a big misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)
# maybe...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I think he might find that presidential pardon
that he got 20 years ago, rather handy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)
# oh dear.
well bush being the prick he is, he wont abide by others promises. or even his own, come to that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)
# littlebitapoliticsforyouladiesangents
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)
# the space bar
is the big one at the bottom of the keyboard

edit/ not realated to the gay bar
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# curiously enough...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)
# curiousity
killed the cat
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# crap band
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)
# its impossible
to tie 2 elastic bands together twice with no other materials
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# nope
you mean its impossible to tie two elastic bands together twice usic only larks head knots
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)
# why
would you want to name a knot? hello, this is james, hes my knot-in-law. his sister was in a terrible freak accident the other day, involving a hoover and some paprika
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# goodnight
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:20, archived)
# well..
you may find this interesting

if not slightly biased (sorry, lots of text)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# heheh
good old MM
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# i find that offensive
do you know how hard i tried to avoid that bandwagon?
sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)
# not very?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)
# i didn't do a single saddam pic
that was never intended to be looked upon that way
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)
# i wasn't accusing
i was guessing...

i didn't think of it as one until thingy said that stuff what he said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)
# damn sticky labels
as soon as they apply themselves, they're nigh on impossible to shake off

/punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)
# shh
go to sleep....
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# i know
the comment was meant to annoy. see thats what i am, im only a kid, therefore i must be a troll
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)
# not all kids are trolls
in the same way not all cheese is made from the beefs milk
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# sheeps milk cheese
is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)
# no
but people who dont like beef cheese dont tend to like other cheeses

HAH i beat your stupid metaphor.

hmm im in an odd mood
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# what about the lactose intolerant?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# they may be intolerant
but they might like it. kinda like a (muslim?) who likes beef.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# theres always goats cheese
and linda mcartney microwave lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i like cheese though
lasange is just chewy cardboard, boiled for 2 hours over grass and ketchup
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# yep
and thats a bad thing because?

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)
# night
i think i'll follow you soon
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)
# to his bed?
dont leave me alone on the board...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
# i'm locking the door
i'm laying the bear trap
i have my crossbow

aaaaand now i feel safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
# pink floyd?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Erm..
Isn't that the lasagne made with the prime cuts of Linda McCartney....or am I mis-informed?
(Felchman, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)
# you know what this board needs
a bit more fluffyness spred about to one and other.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# absolutely
i have a fluffy kitten.

who wants leg, who wants breast?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# I'll have the nipples please
rather chewy but tasty
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)
# i couldn't find anything fluffier quickly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# the elephant man....
such a hit with the ladies....

pity about the whole mars invasion thing...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:22, archived)
# hmmmmm
*hugs everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# (pearoast)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)
# that am
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)
# TJ:-
What happened to the thread below?

despite being a threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
# I'm sure I left a
*Hug*
in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# i changed it
its not a threadwaste anymore
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Um O.K. then...
So who shot who in the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:22, archived)
# oooh... nicely done...
we're miserable buggers here tho' aren't we? :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:31, archived)
# very nicely done
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:55, archived)