He doesn't know when you're sleeping
Doesn't know when you're awake...


...because he's dead!

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

no, too early
they havent executed him yet

edit/ woo though
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)

you never know
the court might decide it was all just a big misunderstanding
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)

maybe...

(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

I think he might find that presidential pardon
that he got 20 years ago, rather handy.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

oh dear.
well bush being the prick he is, he wont abide by others promises. or even his own, come to that.
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

littlebitapoliticsforyouladiesangents

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)

the space bar
is the big one at the bottom of the keyboard

edit/ not realated to the gay bar
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

curiously enough...

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

curiousity
killed the cat
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

crap band

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)

its impossible
to tie 2 elastic bands together twice with no other materials
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

nope
you mean its impossible to tie two elastic bands together twice usic only larks head knots
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

why
would you want to name a knot? hello, this is james, hes my knot-in-law. his sister was in a terrible freak accident the other day, involving a hoover and some paprika
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)

goodnight

(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:20, archived)

well..
you may find this interesting

if not slightly biased (sorry, lots of text)
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

heheh
good old MM
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

i find that offensive
do you know how hard i tried to avoid that bandwagon?
sheesh
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

not very?

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

i didn't do a single saddam pic
that was never intended to be looked upon that way
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)

i wasn't accusing
i was guessing...

i didn't think of it as one until thingy said that stuff what he said
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

damn sticky labels
as soon as they apply themselves, they're nigh on impossible to shake off

/punnage
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)

shh
go to sleep....
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

i know
the comment was meant to annoy. see thats what i am, im only a kid, therefore i must be a troll
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)

not all kids are trolls
in the same way not all cheese is made from the beefs milk
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

sheeps milk cheese
is delicious
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

no
but people who dont like beef cheese dont tend to like other cheeses

HAH i beat your stupid metaphor.

hmm im in an odd mood
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

what about the lactose intolerant?
hmmm?
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

they may be intolerant
but they might like it. kinda like a (muslim?) who likes beef.
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)

theres always goats cheese
and linda mcartney microwave lasagne
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)

i like cheese though
lasange is just chewy cardboard, boiled for 2 hours over grass and ketchup
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

yep
and thats a bad thing because?

night all
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)

night
i think i'll follow you soon
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)

to his bed?
dont leave me alone on the board...
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)

i'm locking the door
i'm laying the bear trap
i have my crossbow

aaaaand now i feel safe!
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)

pink floyd?

(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)

Erm..
Isn't that the lasagne made with the prime cuts of Linda McCartney....or am I mis-informed?
(Felchman, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

you know what this board needs
a bit more fluffyness spred about to one and other.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

absolutely
i have a fluffy kitten.

who wants leg, who wants breast?
( Munsta, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

I'll have the nipples please
rather chewy but tasty

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)

i couldn't find anything fluffier quickly

( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)

the elephant man....
such a hit with the ladies....

pity about the whole mars invasion thing...
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:22, archived)

hmmmmm
*hugs everyone*
( lemony, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

(pearoast)

(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)

that am
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

TJ:-
What happened to the thread below?

despite being a threadwaste
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)

I'm sure I left a
*Hug*
in there.
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)

i changed it
its not a threadwaste anymore
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)

Um O.K. then...
So who shot who in the what now?
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:22, archived)

oooh... nicely done...
we're miserable buggers here tho' aren't we? :)

( eclectech, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:31, archived)

very nicely done
woo !
( oCo, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 2:55, archived)