From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:22, archived)

well...thats..erm...
terrifying?

nice one!
(stawkaww, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)

If santa was a badger,
he'd come down your chimney and gnaw your children to death.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)

..
YAY
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)

It's impossible.
There's no way reindeer would take orders from a badger. Elves maybe, but not reindeer.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)

Not impossible,
just very, very improbable.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:31, archived)

You try saying that in any of
the badger bars around here.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)

That's why he wears the disguise.
It's not for our benefit, it's for the reindeer.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)

So how does he cover
his badgery smell?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)

Old Spice.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)

*slaps forehead*
but of course. What better scent to disguise the musky odour of badger-crotch?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)

If it covers old-man smell,
it'll handle badger with ease.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)

A badger with e's
would make my Christmas, I'll tell you.







/coat
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)

It's ok he only does this part time.The rest of the year..

(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)

I see. He covers the smell using
Popery.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)

pot-pouri aaaagggghhh!!
Congratulations, Pun Of The Year
(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)

Aye theng yooooo.
(damn, I'm good...)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)

you pun genius you
:oD
( Xkimo was at work on, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)

What do you mean "If "
You've destroyed my xmas illusions!
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)

he's
actually an evil cyborg squirrel

(moose tequila, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)

Arrrghhhhhh
Kill it!

after i have my present of course....
(thediscokingpin, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)

WOOYAY for face pulling antics

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)