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(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:22, archived)
# well...thats..erm...
terrifying?

nice one!
(stawkaww, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)
# If santa was a badger,
he'd come down your chimney and gnaw your children to death.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)
# ..
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)
# It's impossible.
There's no way reindeer would take orders from a badger. Elves maybe, but not reindeer.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Not impossible,
just very, very improbable.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:31, archived)
# You try saying that in any of
the badger bars around here.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)
# That's why he wears the disguise.
It's not for our benefit, it's for the reindeer.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)
# So how does he cover
his badgery smell?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Old Spice.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
but of course. What better scent to disguise the musky odour of badger-crotch?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# If it covers old-man smell,
it'll handle badger with ease.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# A badger with e's
would make my Christmas, I'll tell you.







/coat
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# It's ok he only does this part time.The rest of the year..
(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I see. He covers the smell using
Popery.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# pot-pouri aaaagggghhh!!
Congratulations, Pun Of The Year
(moondog, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Aye theng yooooo.
(damn, I'm good...)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)
# you pun genius you
:oD
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)
# What do you mean "If "
You've destroyed my xmas illusions!
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# he's
actually an evil cyborg squirrel
(moose tequila, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Arrrghhhhhh
Kill it!

after i have my present of course....
(thediscokingpin, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# WOOYAY for face pulling antics
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)