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[challenge entry] pearost for compo

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Arf!
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# 3. Yummy, when reading the news this morning, the Washington Echo have printed a story about you and a laptop dancer, what do you tell the press?


"I did not have intercourse with that woman"
"I ragged her silly"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] and another
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# ha ha
I fell for the skyhooks joke when I was temporarily on the worksite. I also fell for the long-weight joke. It took me an hour to realise and when I went back to the foreman, he sat the with a paper and tea saying he's been waiting for me.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)
# four sky hooks?
I can't work that one out. I've been had by the left handed spanner and one time I got sent to a random shop witha vacuum cleaner 'that they wanted to borrow'. Needless to say they never and I was left standing there like a right lemon.
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Then there's
a skirting-board ladder
(mentalageofseven, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 22:02, archived)