Shameless advertising...
Knowing that most of the folks looking at B3ta are bald dogs...

...I'm hopeing to get some sales here.
(Andy_Control Pickles and pie wont buy you hookers by the pound., Sun 24 Feb 2002, 7:39, archived)

Hmm...
The bald dog looks like he's balancing pink jelly on his head. Then the kitten comes along and eats the jelly!
( SqueakyG, Sun 24 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)