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(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:24, archived)
# 2½ inches?!?!
Never, that Jesus is having a laugh!

After going through hands or feet, you'd have hardly any of the length of that nail embedded in the crucifix. He'd drop right off! You need something more like a four or five inch nail if you want the job to be a good'un.

Carpenter's son, I ask you!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# beat me to it


but he's modernised these days
(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)