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(Evilsprout, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:08, archived)

haha

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Or is it?, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

hahah

yay to old games!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

I don't care

as long as they dont come come up to me in the High Street with,

"Have you ever been injured at work?"

"No, but you bloody well are, you cocking arse-badger"

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the_manhattan_project, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

try this out

next time you see one, and they ask you the usual question, turn and say pardon whilst walking, and fall to your back. lie there for a few seconds, and then say 'I can't feel my legs, i'll fucking sue that cunt'

presto, they disappear.

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Muns, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

and if you accidentally break you arm on the way down,

all the better.

I'll definitely try it tough!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

i discovered the technique accidentally

but smacked my head on a bench when i did it, the fake version is much funnier and less painful.

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Muns, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

I had one of those types

ask me if me or anyone I knew had had an accident recently.

I said yes, actually, my best friend has just had a crash in his car.

She was suddenly interested until I pointed out he'd died in the process.

Laugh? I most certainly did as she fucked off to annoy another passerby. Silly bitch.

Story 100% FACT

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)

arf!

(but sorry to hear about your friend, obviously)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

Thanks

And thats okay, he was a shit driver anyway.

/callus bastard

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)