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[challenge entry] I drinks it all of the toime

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(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Oddly enough
I think that ad campaign would work.
(Astatine, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)
# i believe that
you could be quite correct in your assumption

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)
# *types e-mail to snapple.com*
"Dear Mr. Snapple. There are simply not enough gangster rappers-turned-TV presenters-cum-mobile phone advert stars advertising your similarly-named products..."
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)
# i spent ages thinking "his name's not snapple"
duh...
(blisterfister, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Yeah, but he has to say that.
they've got a gun to his head.

Woo! btw
(I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Looks like
that guy Denzil from 'Only Fools And Horses'
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...it's a muthafukkin cop killa Del Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)
# fo' shizzle,
my nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)
# i say
i'd really rather not, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)
# been at the "Night Nurse"
again, have we dear?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Just
getting on down with my bad self.
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)
# well.
quite.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)
# had a couple of ribs removed
have we?
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)
# at least
5. damn rohypnol...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)
# so that's where i left it
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
and I have made a small fortune selling then on the Far-East Rib Transplant Black Market!

Mwa ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)
# hmmm...
just don't sell them to a chinese restaurant - that's all i ask
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:21, archived)
# The default
font size on b3ta now looks too big.

Hmmm...UH-Hosting have apparently disabled technocellar.com and the "abuse department" will shortly be in touch.
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)
# just thinking that myself...
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)
# you're
not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)
# the CIA are on to you
over your Bush pics, obviously


incidentally, guess what i found half-buried in the bit of wasteland behind where i work

a georgian post-box (no, not the ex-soviet state georgia)
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)
# Oooooh
Post boxes. *goes slightly dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)
# it's in a bad state
and has no door


i nearly cried
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Oooh
Tunnel shot.
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)
# no
email or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)
# It's been down for about a week
After prodding them we've just got this mail:

"Hi,

Domain is currently disabled, abuse department will contact you shortly as
to why.

Regards"
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)
# weird.
they're pretty cool with us. have you put anything rude on there lately?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Nah
There was Phil's spidermanbear movie. May be a bandwidth issue.
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# no way you can check any stats
to see how mental your bandwidth went?
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Hah
Stats are in the webspace that they've unplugged
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)
# it could be that
spidercumpmanbear thing
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)
# blimey
it has, hasn't it? what's all that about then?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)
# didn't use
the email anyway
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# channel 4 has weirdness on
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)
# pah
it's only monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)
# monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)
# It's 1:18 am
That's the point of Channel 4 at this time in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)
# what a gormless looking cunt
(vork and burlap, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)
# ooh!
that's a good one!
(Caleefornian, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)