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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# nice
very subtle
(DrLZRDMN, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# y'know
i always see that when i look into the sky... its just one great big cunt really.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Yay for cloud sex
Everyone knows that's how clouds are made.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:25, archived)
# and why
it sometimes pisses it down.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# I'll always think of those poor, poor clouds
every time it hails.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# thats
*gotta* sting.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
#
why is everyone so happy at the moment?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Why
not?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
#
because of dead babies and pityfull retards, thats why!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# enough of all this talk of the
French
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# But
what about alive babies and proud retards!?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# well
obviously there are no such things...
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Was that an answer to HappyBadger's question?
...or your own?

Edit: On the bright side, some pityful retards die as babies.

Edit Edit: *And* their mums are gonna be let out of jail soon.

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# wow
i never thought of it like that.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Maybe you should
change your name to happybigby now?

Edit: Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:38, archived)
# heh...
I only just realised *why* the question was being asked.

/me is a pityful retard
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Hmmm
The 'why' in that sentence does not need to be emphasised.

THIS MAKES ME UNHAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# But i'd realised other stuff about the question.
And i'd invested effort in answering it.

Without ever realising *WHY* it was being asked. I Assumed the bloke was depressed or something.

(btw sentenced beginning with "but" are ok now. And sentences beginning with "and".)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# You've
turned my world upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)