Don't look just skip the first part of the news?paper


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(atommygunn, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)

Ha
In the Sun on Saturday they had a front cover with the ex of John Leslie (Abi?) saying she was promoting "filth porn channel, Channel X". Then I turned to the next page and it was Jordan in a bikini in the jungle.
( magnum, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)

pffft
simple yet effective, yet so true.

i felt like hitting a daily mail reader this morning on the bus, even though its a tabloid he managed to spread the newspaper across two seats
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:01, archived)

Haha!
Bus!

You proletariat.
(Marwood, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:04, archived)

He's an entire class? Wow.
(I think you mean proletarian / prole)
/pedantry
( TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)

I know exactly what I meant!

(Marwood, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:07, archived)

It's just nice to correct other people's mistakes
rather than constantly having them correct mine. Bastards. I hate people. Except you. I love you. For some reason.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:12, archived)

Everybody loves Marwood*



*lie
(Marwood, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:16, archived)

weighs up facts
£44 a month to travel anywhere in the county
or
£44 a day in parking, taxes, fuel, insurance.

do the maths.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)

Actually you are right.
I hate people that use cars just for the sake of it.

I walk everywhere that I can, infact I didnt get a parking permit at work this year so as to force me to walk there.
(Marwood, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:10, archived)

i'd walk to work
but its 16 miles away :)

and being a pikey student means me travelling to work on the bus and train costs less than my dad just catching the bus
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:12, archived)

you dropped this "s"

( Danblez, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:14, archived)

sorry, it was an
americanism.

sorted for you, o pedantic one.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:15, archived)

;)

( Danblez, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 16:16, archived)