What about
'I'm a Gap fan. Fort' Dan. Pig spam. F'boyo!'
No that's shit. And off the bottom of the board before anyone will see it.
But it is an anagram of 'I'm off to bag Mary Poppins and a fag'. That's how sad I am.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Wed 4 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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