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# you have stalkers?
I just have odd men who watch me.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# yeah i have 2
and they scare me
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Alright
Lady stalkers or boy stalkers?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# they're female
they're the quiet type and i'm the loud over the top but friendly type

and they both fancied me... but it wouldn't work because i'd say something and they'd just giggle so it'd be crap for me....... so they relegated themselves to stalking me
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# get in there my son!
unless they're not the right sort..
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# they're not bad
but i'd be afraid they'd put ARACHNIDS in my bed...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# is that some hidden meaning that i am missing?
or are they really the type of people to put spiders in your bed?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# where im from ( Newcastle ) a stalker
is also slang for an erection
100% FACT
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# maybe i have two erections too
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# oh i missed my implied lying tags
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Well
I saw that man on Tarrant on tv
*shudders*

( I kinda guessed the lying bit)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# i don't have tv let along chris tarrant sitting on it
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)