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# *walks away
in disgust
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# the wheel in mouse is breaking
so much scrolling
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# my writing
is getting squished
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# or
am i just getting fatter? :(
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# that
we may never know....
only joshing ;)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# how small does it go?
thats what she said last night
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# To
whom?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
# to
him
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:01, archived)
# to
him?*points up at very squashed thread above you*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# to my imaginary girlfriend
not much of a looker, but she is good company
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# um
have you ever talked to a girl? (and not have to give your credit card number?)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:03, archived)
# ah ah
dont be starting this again, or no Easter Eggs
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:06, archived)
# bleh!
hippy christian type! :p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Oi
apologise now or get a spanking
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)
# at what point
is this going to be one word down the side of the page?

no easter eggs??!?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)
# not sure
how about.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................now?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)
# never
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)
# you just want
that HARD HARD spanking, you dirty boy
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)
# and
...with that... *poof*

i'm gone.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:12, archived)
# right
thats it *gets out oversized spanking stick with nasty hooky velcro on the end*
Ok, bend over...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:13, archived)
# have you done this
before?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)
# some would say
I am quite skilled in this area ;)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:15, archived)
# im guessings its a talent you must be born with
i have never seen a message thread this long before in all my (less than a year)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:17, archived)
# perverts
 
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Indeed it is
and in my er...month-ish i havent seen one this long..must be a record. wonder what we'll win?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:23, archived)
# a trip for 3
to a bondage club?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Yowzers
sounds like a prize and a half as karoma seems to have buggered off..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:25, archived)
# and we were getting on sooo
well
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:26, archived)
# It are
soo sad, that is
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# mmmhmmm
terrible

i was thinking of taking a trip to amersterdam to see the chilis, cos i just went there in january and had an amazing time
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Top idea
are you also gonna see them elsewhere?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i saw them at V last year
and since my finger is so far from the pulse, i really didnt hear anything of this UK tour, hence why amsterdam may be considered. Tho that would require planning. and money.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)
# I believe
there are still many a ticket for Dublin as Pheonix Park is a blurdy mahoosive place.
thats the only way I got them as I left it, er...,very VERY late (ie i only got the tickets last week)



edit/oops, deleted other thread of same basic content..
ho hum..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# ahhh i was wondering where the feck that went
when is that gig?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# 12th June
and it will be fab
I'm physic and I know this to be true
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# i'm
so tempted to delere the first thread :p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# *jaw drops very wide indeed*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That would be very very very very smelly
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# i'm
a smelly kinda guy :p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Nonononononono
You are very lovely and cleeeeeean
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# normally
i'd argue. but i showered and shaved and even got a hair cut today. woo. anything to avoid college work :p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Woo!
See? if you're nice enough not to smell, you're nice enough to keep this fecking mahoosive thread
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# b.b...
but it's drop your postcounts..wouldn't it?

oh.. :p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Ahhh
I have no idea what you mean :P
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# at V they were fucking amazing
i tried to get on the side of the stage when they were playing, but even my onstage pass wasnt good enough :'(
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Awwwwww :(
That would kick all the arse.
This is my 1st Chili concert EVER and i will be yelling very nice but probably rude stuff to AK ;)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# well that sounds like fun
just dont get too drunk, and forget the entire thing, i have done that at gigs i really wanted to see. Seems like a good idea at the time
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# I shall keep that advice in mind
but probably forget it and end up beating up the bouncers
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# bouncers are people too remember!
just about, well maybe the missing link
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# My friend
Used to go out with a guy who looked like and had the brain activity of a caveman and she had NEVER been allowed to forget it *muhahaha*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# the drummer in my old band
was a bouncer and his nick name was buggered
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
fabolus nickname but im not sure i wanna know why he was called that..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# this
is b3ta -- you must use visual aides... ;p
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# blargh
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# hehehe
goatse :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# no no no
no no no no no no no no

i have just got over seeing that after about half a year, i never need reminding

nor tubgirl either!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Yerghhhh
whywhy WHY would anyone poo on their face???
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)
# oooooh
*clicks*
DAMMIT why am I so gullible?!!?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# i learnt the hard way
first goatse then tubgirl, and then the video of the bloke getting stabbed in the neck

never ever click

*click*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# because
you're blonde
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# sadly
its not as funny as it sounds. He was half german and his name was something like bougghargagrgarhd and no one could pronouce it so we just called him buggered. He was a scary guy actually, but i guess secure enough in his masculinitly to have a nickname that suggested he enjoyed anal sex
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# mabye
he didn't know what it ment :S
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# heh im sure he knew
or at least i dont wanna be anywhere near him when he finds out
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Was he bald?
Cuz bald bouncers are scarier, probably cuz you can't help imagining them with a line down the middle of their heads like an arse and then you laugh and they scowl and you're sure they read your mind and know what you were thinking...
Or mabye that's just me......heh...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)
# he was
halfway there, but generally (like me) has a shaved head anyway.... but a line like an arse? no i dont think he had one of those. And if he scowled at you, ooooooh no no no scary stuff

all bouncers do is stare, they arnt really thinking anything, they are just trying to make you think they are. especially if you are under age. bastards (not that i am, but i can remember....)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Heehee
it would be quite funny to draw a line down someones head so it looked like a bum..
..probably..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)
# not
as funny as you'd think
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i'll hand you the pen
but you have to draw it, i will be running as fast as my legs will carry me in the opposite direction

im sure no one wants an arse for a head
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# or
a head for an arse
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# You would
have to do a handstand to sit down, which would be crap if you had no arms...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# his name
is buggered anyways-so he probably already does:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)
# would have its
disadvantages

like sitting down, no one wants that
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Well chaps
this, sadly, is where it ends for me as i must now sleep or my brain will turn it sludge.
Nighty Night!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# night night
fecking work tomorrow, so im off to probably

nice to create an incredibly long thread with you!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# You too!
oh, and not forgetting er...the other one ;)
Hope you get our tickets in time!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# goodnight
signed,
the other one.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# *rar*
 
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Rar
is right
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)