Department of Leaves on the Line


Those scum at the DoLL want you to either freeze on a draughty concourse, sitting on your own luggage crushing your packed lunch into your spare undies; or roast on an overcrowded train next to a fat wheezing businessman in a polyester suit. Either way, they win.

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(MECHALEX, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
i like that a lot
( summat to do with kittens, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)

*snort*
100% of FACT, that is!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)

Cunts
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts!!!!!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)

hehehe
very good
(TmsT, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)

The Alan Davies show
..on radio was always good for train jokes...in one scene he had this come over the PA from the chief conductor:

"Ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you this service is running late...this is due to (muffled) what shall we tell them this time...? leaves...signals? (clearly again)a signal failure in Peterborough"
(MECHALEX, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)

tis true
Arf
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)

Hanson
Have recently torn up my family.
( karatesausage, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)

mmm bob da da dooo wop
do bee doo baa doo yeeaahheaaah
( summat to do with kittens, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)

Ha!
Not the singers either. The company.

They refused to pay my old mans business, so now it's gone into administration. Over 80% of the employees have been sacked and my dad took a £1000 a week paycut :(

Life is shit.
( karatesausage, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)

oh.
/sorry to joke
that's shit! sue them HARD!
( summat to do with kittens, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)

Ha, that's ok! No offence taken
Didn't really effect me. I don't work for him, but a lot of my cousins and uncles did and they're all mad.
( karatesausage, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)

Hehe


HINT : You should squash that to 280 pixels wide
( Canker, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)

Aha!
I knew it. Woo
(yay for mutants, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)