Department of Leaves on the Line
Those scum at the DoLL want you to either freeze on a draughty concourse, sitting on your own luggage crushing your packed lunch into your spare undies; or roast on an overcrowded train next to a fat wheezing businessman in a polyester suit. Either way, they win.
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Those scum at the DoLL want you to either freeze on a draughty concourse, sitting on your own luggage crushing your packed lunch into your spare undies; or roast on an overcrowded train next to a fat wheezing businessman in a polyester suit. Either way, they win.
From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
The Alan Davies show
..on radio was always good for train jokes...in one scene he had this come over the PA from the chief conductor:
"Ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you this service is running late...this is due to (muffled) what shall we tell them this time...? leaves...signals? (clearly again)a signal failure in Peterborough"
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Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:53,
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"Ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you this service is running late...this is due to (muffled) what shall we tell them this time...? leaves...signals? (clearly again)a signal failure in Peterborough"
Ha!
Not the singers either. The company.
They refused to pay my old mans business, so now it's gone into administration. Over 80% of the employees have been sacked and my dad took a £1000 a week paycut :(
Life is shit.
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Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:59,
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They refused to pay my old mans business, so now it's gone into administration. Over 80% of the employees have been sacked and my dad took a £1000 a week paycut :(
Life is shit.