Early morning..........
Pissed up attempt at compo



Sorry if its totally irrelevant, But i thin kthe police are the biggest bunch of fraudsters out there who are always out to get us for stupid things like tax & Bald tyres FFS *WANKERS*

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 5:49, archived)

oh boy. we hate the cops.
how rare.

and on that sarcastic note, i'm off to bed.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 5:50, archived)

Well...
1) If we don't pay any tax, how would maintenance and building of roads be funded?

2) If you drive with bald tyres, a fine from the police is nothing compared to losing control of your car at speed and smashing into a tree.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 6:01, archived)

I'm unhappy.
Your logic destroys my want to stop the government.
(The If has remembered this site., Sat 17 Apr 2004, 6:37, archived)

Logic is a government plot!
There's probably a secret department for it.
(Indole Ring, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 6:54, archived)

Logic is wank.
Who cares if p ∧ q ≡ p ≡ q ≡ p ∨ q is a theorem?

Wank, I say.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Sat 17 Apr 2004, 7:03, archived)

Buh? I can think of
at least two valuations which would screw that up.
(BodyMessageMachine, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

Or into me.
Because I'd exact a protracted revenge, plotted from my iron lung.
( friendlyfire, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)

Bald tyres
kill people. You cunt.
(BodyMessageMachine, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

no, that's tigers, surely?.
Actually, thinking about it bald tyres must have more grip in the dry as they are basically slicks. Therefore the police should only do you for them on rainy days, and actually congratulate you on dry days.

well it's a thought.
(Lambkin, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)