"Guardian"?
Probably NSFW, but it's "art"

Imagine opening that up on a crowded train this morning.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

hahaha
I misread that as orange dots 'on' his penis.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

but theres boobs in every
sun 'newspaper' why is this different?
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)