Since the 1980s...
...they've been keeping VERY quiet:


From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)

ahaahh
v good - but they missed about just outside my house - been there for far too long... !
( fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)

that's where it all went
woo

i always thought it was cat poo that was white
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)

woo
Just the other day me and my mate were having a chat about the dissapearence of white dog dumps. It truly is a mystery.
(Wiggles, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

I KNOW this one.
People aren't feeding their dogs bones anymore, so they're not getting as much calcium that way, hence no white poo. *FACT*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)

Yes...
...that's what they want you to think.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

*sound of mind detonating*
THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

Wow.
I thought it was because People realised Tippex wasn't a good substitute for pets water.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)

White Dog Shit is no more
becaus ethey stopped putting chalk in dog food.

Or is that total bollocks?

Who knows.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)

Who indeed.
Only those in the Ministry...
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

See my answer above ^^^

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

Aaaahhh...conflicting theories
Yours seems more likely to not be total fantasy...!!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

You didn't see where it was parked....

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)