Department for wasting road tax revenue.


Fucktards.

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

yes
i thought so
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

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Message.


I love that! WOOOOOOOOOOO
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

hahahaha
woo!

oh go on, i'll throw in a yay too
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

*sniff
you're too kind!
( blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

NICE!
would they post a sign indicating where beggars can stand around my neighbourhood, please?
( Scoopzilla says "Fine, whatever. But I'm not a fucking troll", Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

In my neighbourhood
the beggars all stand around cashmachines trying to guilt trip you into giving them 20 quid or something.
( blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

I have a friend
who lives in San Francisco who played a terrible trick on a homepless guy once.

Homeless guy: "Hey man, you got an extra cigarette?"

Mike: *fumbles around pockets, pulls out a book of matches. Takes one match out and light it, then lights the entire book. Hands it to homeless guy* "Here, hold this." *walks off*

me: *laughs then walks waay fast*
( Scoopzilla says "Fine, whatever. But I'm not a fucking troll", Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

hahahaha
What an evil bastard. I like it. I like it muchly.
( blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

twas hilarious...
the guy was dumbfounded.
( Scoopzilla says "Fine, whatever. But I'm not a fucking troll", Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)

well
thats kind of ambiguous, where the hell is the sign for the double yellow lines.
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

my bad
that'll come in the next budget. or out of parking fine revenue.
( blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

splendid.
jolly good show, old bean, what.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

I've seen
a roundabout exactly like that...



No roads off it. Just a round thing in the middle of the road.

It's here.
( stup0t, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)

Tunnel
vent.
( tomsk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

Thats not too far from the truth!
And around here it's even worse coz every sign is written in English AND Welsh... waste of fucking money...
( DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)

lol
Veeeeeery good! You've obviously driven through my town!
(judigbr9430, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)