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# I answered the phone at work once:
'Dan's crematorium. You kill 'em we grill 'em'

I work in a cinema.

My friend came up with it first.

I stole it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Now get a job in a crematorium
and do it again.


That would rock.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I remember
the one to say when I was a lad was:

"City morgue; you stab 'em, we slab 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)