I'm not bitter.. but I'm sure this place exists

cue lots of abuse for being crap

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)

It says now "dills"
One dill is ok!
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)

dido has a sister called dill
fact
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)

mix them up

( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)

Dill Dido?
Didn't she get shot on her doorstep?
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)

Pffffffft!
Nah, that was Jan Dildo.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)

Cue my 1st EVER post

Ever ever ever......
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)

Ooh!
Do you have a handcart or would you like to borrow mine? ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)

I have one custom made.
:D
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)

it's not custom made
it's a standard generic one with go faster stripes
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)

and alloys
and fluffy dice.
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)

Did you get it from
www.chavhandcarts.com
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)

love
the ' no dills ' sign !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)

I'd say it was more
of an exclusive members club than a secret department..... :p
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)

you need to know the scret handshake
the secret is, only one persons hand is involved............
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)

he he he
*waves membership card at you all*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)

i had a members card ages ago
but i dropped it, along with that damn gay card
( lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)

guess what one
i found trying to get the front page one..........

/tries to sit down slowly
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)

*goes blind*

( lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)

speaking of cards
i applied for a mint card (which in its rules states minimum of £10000 annual income), and in the 'annual income' box, i entered £9999.

still got the card, mind.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)

he he!

( mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)

you crazy fool!
are you trying to get us all killed?
( lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)

this crazy shaped card
will destroy us all!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)

KILL IT
KILL IT CARD HARD
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)

i 've got a member
and I'm a coward
does that help?
( Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)

the thing i like about it the most is the purple carpet
woo to the carpet
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

yes, that's where pippy is right now
not new zealand as i seem to remember he said
( lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

Dills are particularly good
on fish I find ... don't you?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

This is how you request their services

(Monocromatico won't mess with Claudio Abbado, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

Aw!
Poor you :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

thanks
sobs:(
( Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)